Link: The next thing on the list is 3 mushrooms from the lost woods. Better get going...

Link runs to Kokiri forest,and enters the Lost Woods.
A skullkid creeps up behind Link and trips him,and steals his sword.

Link: Hey! Get back here!!

Link throws Deku nut,and stuns Skullkid. Steals back sword,and kills Skullkid. In front of him,he sees Saria.

Saria: Oh,hello Link. What are you doing in this part of the woods?

Link: I'm looking for 3 magical mushrooms.

Saria: Oh,then follow me,and I'll show you some...

Link follows Saria,and sees a patch of gold mushrooms.

Saria: There they are,but be-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

A few dozen Mad scrubs come up and attack Saria. Link grabs three mushrooms and chases the Mad Scrubs.

Link: Hey!! Come back here scrubs!!

Mad Scrub: Eat this!

Mad scrub shoots ten dekunuts at Link

Link: Ow,oof,ee,ah,oh,ow,ouch,oof,ow,ow! Grrrrr,hiya!

Link shoots arrows at the Mad Scrubs,and they all fall,then the ground starts shaking.

Saria: Wh-wh-what's th-th-tha-tha-a-a-a-at?

Then a gigantic Maublin rushes out and crushes Saria.

Saria: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Link: What was that?!

Saria: I don't know...you better get going. I'll help you get out,lets hurry...

After they get out...

Link: The next thing on the list is...One bottle of Lava from Death Mountain Crater.